I'm laying in your front yard are you home
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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