I hope mine doesn't look like that
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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