I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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