She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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