I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.