Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
MIDGETS
????
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My vagina is very pro this idea
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