Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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