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say what?
wanna hang out?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Randomize
