How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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