She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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