stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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