Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I know her cup size but not her name....
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