He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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