Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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