walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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