Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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