and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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