"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid