Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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