I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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