how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I could make wine with my vomit
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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