it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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