My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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