it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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