What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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