see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
