Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize