Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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