So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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