Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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