ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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