As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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