Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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