opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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