We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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