I hate all girls vehemently.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Randomize
