THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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