Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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