New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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