there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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