Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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