hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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