What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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