just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
