HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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