Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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