It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My breasts were aching with rage.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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