What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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