I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
just tell him i said nine months
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
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Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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