My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Okay so I just had a really great idea