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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever

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  I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he said i'm too pretty to suck penis

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed

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