Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline

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(870): View more from Arkansas

She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.

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(310): View more from California

Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.

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(406): View more from Montana

I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."

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(802): View more from Vermont

Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean

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(276): View more from Virginia

I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.

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(716): View more from New York

Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.

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