how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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