I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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