is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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