i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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