sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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