maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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