Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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