I wanna bring you to show and tell
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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