i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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